![]() ![]() ![]() Somehow, it seems more appropriate if it were the other way around. The weird thing is that in the middle of the conversation, Abobo seems to be the one in charge here. You’re not even going to show the lower-level grunts first? I mean, both are notoriously difficult bosses in the video game series. While I do expect them to pop up in a Double Dragon TV series, it seems rather early to bring them up. For those familiar with the Double Dragon games, Willy is the cheap final boss with the machine gun and Abobo is that hard-to-kill deformed muscle man who looks like a ripped Gollum. The Shadow Warriors piloting the helicopter are none other than Wild Willy and Abobo. Then what the fuck are these twats doing? Shouldn’t they be doing some police work instead of stuffing their faces with food? One passerby kid referred to it as a Shadow Copter. Then, we cut to present day where we see yet another helicopter terrorizing the citizens of Metro City. Oldest Dragon: No! He’s going to be a Dragon Master and he will like it! Oldest Dragon: You shall be a great dragon, Billy! You shall live by the Code of the Dragon! You shall be a champion of the good! Protector of the weak and innocent. Of course, the Oldest Dragon raises up the infant Billy like he’s Simba and proclaims his destiny for him. The Oldest Dragon accepts his request and the man leaves. Through some quick exposition, the man reveals the baby’s name to be Billy Lee and that he was born with the Mark of the Double Dragon. The man, known as John Lee, pleads to the elderly man, known as the Oldest Dragon, to take care of his son while he looks for his other son, who was apparently kidnapped by a group known as the Shadow Warriors. As someone who lives close to Houston, I can vouch for this. I guess when you live close to an urban environment, even old traditions start adapting to new technologies. Is it sad to say that I don’t find this too outlandish? We see a man running from a helicopter into what appears to be an ornate Chinese monastery right in the middle of an urban city, complete with its own automatic doors. I wonder how long that name took to think about. ![]() The episode begins “18 years ago” in Metro City. Because the games are mostly about a guy beating the shit out of thugs with his fists… and sometimes with metal pipes, knives, and dynamite he finds on the ground. I’m not so sure about the boom-boom bangy explosions and laser fights. You know, I’ll give the intro some credit. The song is pretty catchy and it definitely knows what its target audience wants to see: lots of action. This is DiC’s interpretation of Double Dragon. ![]() So let’s see if this idea works or bombs completely (though I think you know where this is going). We have an American cartoon series based on a Japanese video game series that pretty much got the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles treatment, meaning we have a really different product. Because of this, the show got cancelled even though it was considered for a third season. Only a few action figures based on the TV show were ever sold and there was also a video game tie-in called Double Dragon V: The Shadow Falls, which is basically a mediocre Street Fighter II clone. It’s meant to profit off of a video game series that had already gone past its prime at this point, by selling toys.Īnd it failed. I think all of us know the answer to that.Īnd of course, it had to be animated by DiC, which was basically the Hanna-Barbera of the ’80s and ’90s mass-producing cheap cartoons and hoping that some make a profit. Try superheroes armed with magic-shooting swords beating up superpowered thugs on the streets.īecause that’s what Double Dragon should have been… right…? Yeah, if you think this cartoon is simply going to be about a guy beating up thugs on the streets, then clearly you’re out of your mind. You might even consider it to be a lost genre since these types of games are atypical in today’s gaming market.īut did you know there was a cartoon produced by DiC under the direction of comic book artist Chuck Patton? Yep. It’s a classic series that helped define the beat ’em up genre, up there with the likes of Streets of Rage, Final Fight and Golden Axe. That’s right, the same Double Dragon where you’re some guy named Billy and you have to go beat up a bunch of thugs to rescue your girlfriend. ![]()
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